Huntington Beach, California Dirty House Cleanup

This is dirty house cleaning for actually dirty Huntington Beach houses, apartments, bathrooms, and more; not dusting, vacuuming, touching up for that dinner party, but deep grimy dirty cleaning.

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"There's one exception to deep cleaning and it's the best exception, cleaning to prep for painting." Eddie Evans

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Huntington Beach Dirty House Cleanup

What Not To Expect

Do not expect a discussion about cleaning and mopping floors that pass for "clean," but need "touching up." Likewise, do not expect a discussion about how "so and so" cleans because I do not clean like them. If your house, apartment, condominium, or mobile home has a layer of dust and some clutter, you need to call another Huntington Beach house cleaning company. I have no relationship to those jolly good cleaning ladies with their $60 to $80 per hour rates for two of their cloned kind.

I recommend that you continue as before, live long, and prosper in a nicely organized and clean Huntington Beach home .


What to Expect

Expect questions from Eddie Evans about your cleaning habits or your lack of cleaning habits. I have cleaned dirty houses for 12 years with all sorts of cleaning issues. I will not be surprised. You should not in anyway feel embarrassed. I clean Huntington Beach's dirty houses and do so with an understanding of how dirty houses come to exist. I majored in sociology and understand how patterns of behavior come to exist and overgrow what we wish we could do daily and what we won't do daily.

I understand how what we want gets put off until "tomorrow." I have fought the wish to eat better and won't while putting off what I want until tomorrow. It's the nature of our will power and how it becomes a power over our will that leads to dirty houses.

I'm talking about houses with these sorts of cleaning issues:

  • dirty greasy walls,
  • dirty greasy floors,
  • dirty greasy bathtubs overgrown by mold and mildew,
  • dirty toilets with urine stains,
  • dirty cupboards inside and out,
  • dirty windows,
  • dirty window seals,
  • dirty venetian blinds,
  • More

And 'more" means a whole lot more. Here's the keywords that I used for this page:

Huntington Beach dirty house cleaning, filthy house cleaning, urine, bloody, shit, vomit, puke, mattress, couch, carpet, feces, dirty house help, clean filthy home, cleanup, waste cleanup, newspapers, toilet paper, broken toilet, sewage, poop, grease, tobacco, spider webs, dust, dusting, toilet, bath tub, bathtub, grim, kitchen floor, cupboard, walls, ceilings.


These subjects apply to what I do.

I actually have a biohazard cleanup business seving Huntington Beach. But, because of our Orange County Coroner Department and Orange County Public Guardian Department, I do not do biohazard cleanup in Huntington Beach; in fact, I don't do any type of biohazard cleanup in Orange County.

Our county government allows county employees to control biohazard cleanup in Huntington Beach; if not the county, then the police department. I imagine that probate administrators, public guardian employees, do so too. I have talked with victims' families over the last 14 years; the dirth of biohazard cleanup work coming my way in Huntington Beach testifies to civil servant malfeasance. As a result my many web pages for Huntington Beach and Orange County go without visitors.


Because those in need of my services very rarely reach the Internet pages for Huntington Beach biohazard cleanup. County employees direct those families in need to their own biohazard cleanup company, at times. At other times, county employees direct families in need of my cleaning services to companies that pay a 10 percent finder's fee.

A finder's fee, if you did not know, means that someone gets money back for sending a customer to a business. Tow Truck drivers receive a finders fee, at times, by towing vehicles to select garages for repair. Real estate brokers pay friends, relatives, and acquaintances for sending those in search of buying or selling a house a finder's fee, and so on. So, our county employees do the same while supported by our tax dollars. It's nationwide now and no one but me seems to care.



I charge $120 for 4 hours of work. I pay for all cleaning solutions, tools, and equipment; I get paid in cash. I do not accept checks or credit or debit cards.

Checks take up my time and then they bounce some times. Cards take up my time and they cost me money to process on Pay Pal. I could accept checks and cards, but it's not worth the time, effort, and hassle involved for 4 hours work at $120. That's $30 per hour, which corresponds to the lower rate for one of those maid cleaning services.

I'm not one of those maid cleaning services. I clean dirty house; they don't. I clean what they refuse to see let alone clean. So for $120 you get a lot of bang for the buck.

Why only 4 hours? Because few people can actually clean to clean any longer with any lasting power to clean. It's a matter of stamina and muscle power. In fact, I alternate tasks while cleaning to conserve one set of muscles from become too tired for the task at hand; then I return after resting these muscles while using others.

If for some reason you have an overnight cleaning task that must get done, then we need to have another conversation. I have alternatives, but for day-to-day dirty house cleaning in Huntington Beach, I work 4 hours per day and for cash.


Besides the type of house cleaning that I outlined above, I do the unimaginable. Have you ever seen a toilet used my a mentally unstable person over a month, one that won't flush? I have. I've cleaned them out too. Would you believe I have also found that they weren't flushed because they were clogged? I charge $350 to $500 for one toilet in such a condition. People don't like my price. I don't like the work, but I do it.

Blood cleanup falls within my dirty house cleaning services. I clean after homicides, suicides, unattended deaths, and decompositions. I even clean after animals left to wonder throughout a home without no one cleaning after their nature calls. Please do not expect this service for $120.


Work Guarantee

I guarantee my dirty house cleaning, which means I guarantee it's as clean as it's going to get in the time allotted. I'd say this is a reasonable guarantee and defined well enough. Wait, though, there's more. If, perhaps, you need to see something cleaner, let me know. I hope to make it cleaner, but to a point.

Please don't expect me to clean a carpet for $120. It cannot be done to any type of a reasonable extent. I can do carpet spot cleaning, no problem. I simply need to know that more than vacuuming will take place.

My Price Guarantee for Huntington Beach Residents and Businesses

I guarantee my price by placing in writing via email. I will not change my price upon completion of my 4 hours of house cleaning. I rarely work for fewer than 4 hours, but for Huntington Beach residents, I can do so because I live in Cypress, not so terribly far away.

How I do it -

I work hard and I sweat a lot. I do not move fast; I move steadily. If I move fast I'm no longer cleaning; I'm working on appearances, which is what most maids do, appearances, not deep cleaning. I do deep cleaning for dirty house cleanup; there's no other way to actually get the desired results.

There's one exception to deep cleaning and it's the best exception, cleaning to prep for painting. This I call my deep cleaning method. Nothing eliminates bacteria as nicely as a new coat of paint. Leave grease and your new coat of paint will not remain. Remove grease and dust and your paint remains. Then again, deep clean just for the sake of getting your home or business clean. (return)




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